The Real Oregon

Don’t you just love a luau bar? “No matter where you’ve been — No matter what you’ve seen — You and your friends will enjoy Pago-Pago,” the back says. Rumored to have been an underworld hangout in the 1940s.

“It contains the largest air conditioning and heat pump system in the United States with 4 1/2 miles of ducts and 840 temperature control elements,” the caption on the back says. We’re guessing 1940s.